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Everyday I eat a stick of butter to lubricate my innards.

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in reply to Staff Chief of Joints

Yeah, I think I have a lubrication problem as well... ;>)
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in reply to Staff Chief of Joints

For my moderate-to-severe dry innards, my doctor recommended Olego (blamalabinubinalan)
in reply to Staff Chief of Joints

for me, that would have the same effect as lettuce has been having on a good chunk of the nation.

I wonder how much thrust I can get out of that explosive diarrhea…

in reply to Staff Chief of Joints

Your doctor, feeling your throat: "Ever have trouble swallowing or with acid reflux?"

You: "Nah, doc. My esophagus is like a frickin' Slip 'n Slide in there thanks to all that butter!"

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