themoviedb.org/movie/28580-the…
Aaaahhh...the Standard American Diet...(SAD, for short)...
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tuban_muzuru (@tuban_muzuru@beige.party) wrote:
@Staff Chief of Joints
beige.party/@tuban_muzuru/1170…
Is that what the kids are calling it these days? #BadDadJokes
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Alex von Kitchen (@Dangerous_beans@aus.social) wrote:
First coat of oil on the handle
aus.social/@Dangerous_beans/11…
I cannot unsee this
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DJDarren (@DJDarren@mendeddrum.org) wrote:
Sorry about this, but it was in my head and I needed it to not be.
mendeddrum.org/@DJDarren/11699…
This is just one.of thr most devastating articles I have read in a while...I'm so angry, I have tears rolling down my face and I have no idea how to respond...
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As defaults on student loans surge, millions are trying to get their lives back on track
apnews.com/article/student-loa…
The emperor has no skills.
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tomwellborn3rd (@wellborn.net@bsky.brid.gy) wrote:
He told the joke. It died. So he explained it. Then he explained the explanation. Then he asked the room if anybody got it. Then he explained it again. Nobody around him will tell him what everybody watching already knows.
bsky.brid.gy/r/bsky.app/profil…
Preach!
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pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) wrote:
I have always wondered about this and finally looked into it and it really bothers me as a borderline obsessive and I will occasionally include an apostrophe in the name. Fuck the Geocracy.
"Obscure federal rule erased apostrophes from place names" reviewjournal.com/news/politic…
Link
reviewjournal.com/news/politic… Something is clearly missing at such natural wonders as Angels Landing, Devils Hole and Dantes View, but unless you’re a grammar teacher or a copy editor you probably never noticed.
reviewjournal.com/news/politic…
nitter.net/pourmecoffee/status…
Offered without comment...
It's Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History
I LOVED playing Lunatic Fringe on After Dark!!!
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Jeff Halter (@halcyon@bitbang.social) wrote:
I've gone down a deep rabbit hole working on a strange new project: a standalone After Dark module player for modern macOS. No OS emulation or ROM required -- just the original classic Mac OS AD module files! I can't believe this is working!
bitbang.social/@halcyon/116083…
Can absolutely confirm...
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 (@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to) wrote:
I think you meant transistors, Mr. President...transistors...
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Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social) wrote:
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/…
So happy for you!!!
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Mark Wyner Won’t Comply (@markwyner@mas.to) wrote:
Y’all. I got my biopsy back today. I’m cancer free. It’s a win and I’ll take it.
#Cancer #CancerFree #Phew
mas.to/@markwyner/116922836927…
I can confirm that Mountain Dew CAN pass through a nasal cavity, as I just had it happen while viewing this and laughed in an inappropriately loud volume.
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Vee (@VeroniqueB99@mastodon.social) wrote:
I think I did courtship wrong all along...
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Star Trek Minus Context (@nocontexttrek@mastodon.social) wrote:
#StarTrek
mastodon.social/@nocontexttrek…
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Aaron Rupar (@aaron.rupar@threads.net) wrote:
oh my god -- Trump's hand is looking awful today
(Saul Loeb/AFP via Getty)
threads.com/@aaron.rupar/post/…
For once, a headline that started the day off on a positive note.
bsky.app/profile/frankconniff.…
pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) wrote:
Read Federalist Paper #52 why don't you. Olive Garden is expressly permitted. This is the problem with today's politicians, no knowledge of our history.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar)
Scalise: "For God's sake -- you can't get pasta at Olive Garden without a picture ID! Why not be able to show a picture ID to vote?"
Video
— nitter.net/atrupar/status/2079…
nitter.net/pourmecoffee/status…
A musician (Frank Zappa) had this figured out nearly 40 years ago. . .
. . .and the rest of us are just now catching up!